Thanksgiving Prayer

On that day, God created Carbon;

He created Carbon, and sprinkled it both within and without the face of the Earth;

and He created Gravity, because it is not Just a Theory, to hold the Carbon and the Oxygen and the gases of the Firmament about the Earth;

and He gave Man dominion over every living creature on the face of the Earth;

and He said unto Man: "Go forth and multiply, and create Markets, and let not ye regulate the Markets".

And Man created Markets, and Man incorporated, and called it Man, and Man gave Man dominion over every Carbon on the face of the Earth.

On that November the ninth of 2011, God saw the Markets, and the way of Man with the Carbon, and the Earth that looked like the Earth of September the fifteenth, and God said it was Good.